Archive | June, 2012

They do what with donkeys?

21 Jun

I got back from Minca on a Monday after a long weekend feeling refreshed and ready for another week working with the kids. On the way back to my place I called in to see Elsa, my new Spanish teacher. We organised a rough schedule for my first week of classes as I’m trying to fit them in around volunteering at the schools. Tuesday I was meant to go to school but woke up to torrential downpour. My housemate Diego told me it wasn’t going to be possible to get to the neighbourhood I work in so I called Oscar and told him I wasn’t coming in. As it turns out the kids don’t turn up at school when it rains anyway so it was all good. I’ve been told there are a range of reasons why children don’t attend school here, pretty much all of which would be considered ridiculous back home, but hey, this is Colombia. So I spent most of my day off with my housemate Samara in some kind of a language exchange and then headed off to my first Spanish class with Elsa.

Wednesday was sports day at Fundadores. Although most of the kids came late, almost all arrived eventually, and they were surprisingly obedient and seemed to enjoy the games we played. Dog and bone worked particularly well and they managed to play without significant violence, something I constantly need to be aware of. Being Colombia we always end with a game of football, i love it that most of the kids play in pants despite 35 degree heat.

Playing football in Fundadores

After school I went for lunch with Lisa, another new volunteer who is working on a social project doing a community needs assessment. We discussed how I might be able to help and she helped with my Spanish homework for class that afternoon. Lisa had arranged a meeting in one of the neighbourhoods the following morning to discuss the project with the ‘Mayor’ of the barrio so I said I’d come along. As it turned out I barely understood a word of what was discussed. The speed of speech and accent of the locals in the barrio was way too much to comprehend for someone at my level of Spanish. So I left there knowing I wouldn’t be able to go around and help with the data collection but hopefully can contribute in some other way.

Later that day was my usual afternoon session of sports at Oasis. The kids in this area have significantly more attitude than in the other two barrios and are much more violent. This, and the fact that most have zero respect for me can make things a bit tricky. I had four other volunteers helping that day, which you’d think would be enough to control 20-30 kids, but no, they were out of control. Aside from an early game of donde esta el torro and one pretty dysfunctional relay race they basically refused to do anything else that I asked of them. They were in a crazy mood and in the end I basically gave up trying to tame them.

Donde esta el torro? In Oasis

I left feeling a touch dejected but will be back to try again next week. Following sports I made my way to Spanish class and then to the weekly language exchange that was started by Miles; one of the volunteers at Colombia Sin Fronteras. I enjoyed the drinks and met a local girl Adriana who I talked to in Spanish about dance music. She politely informed me that house music was still ‘house music’ in Spanish and not ‘Musica de la Casa’ which I thought I’d cooly slipped into the conversation. Afterwards I was supposed to be quiz master again for the weekly fundraising quiz at La Brisa Loca but apparently I’ve already adjusted to Colombian time and arrived 15 minutes late so the quiz had started without me. It didn’t matter and I spent the night having some beers and chatting to people both in the bar and on the rooftop until the early hours.

It was one of the conversations that came up that night, but another volunteer had already mentioned it to me before, where donkeys came in. I’d been told that there was a strange custom on the coast of Colombia that involved men and donkeys. Apparently it was not uncommon, and accepted, in certain towns, for men to have relations with donkeys from a reasonably young age. I’d questioned my housemate about it who confirmed it to be true (although he didn’t know anyone who had been with a donkey) and then found this short video made by VICE. It’s a mix of funny and extremely disturbing. If you are offended by beastiality best not to watch it.

Asses of the Caribbean

Anyway, donkeys aside, I went to school hung (over) like a donkey the next morning. Thankfully Ellie had returned from the Lost Cities Trek and we had two new volunteers from the UK, Kate and Rachael, so there was plenty of help to go around. It was also the last day at school for Sarah, a fellow Australian. Sarah had been a great help since I arrived but had finished 10 weeks here and was off to travel. We got through the usual routine of alphabet, reading, writing, drawing and finished with a game of picture bingo which I bought for the kids. I think I learn more than the kids do sometimes with my knowledge of fruits, vegetables and animals (in Spanish) improving every time we play.

That afternoon I went to help with the sport at Colombia Sin Fronteras. I had a lot of fun with the kids despite scorching temperatures in the low 40’s again. We played soccer with the boys and the girls jumped rope and played with hoola hoops. That night I met up with Ben, Charlotte, Bruno, Marjolein and Lucy for some dinner and drinks at Aluna before heading on down to La Puerta for another reasonably big Friday night.

The next day the five of us, Lisa, and a Colombian girl Eliana, that I’d met through couch surfing, met up before heading out to Costeno ‘surf camp’. Costeno is a beach north of Tayrona park with the camp consisting of some basic facilities, cabins and hammocks. It was another great spot to recharge after a week of hustle in Santa Marta. Saturday we played volleyball, swam, read books and had a few beers by the camp fire.

Costeno beach, near Santa Marta

I took the opportunity to go for a run along the beach the next morning and discovered a look out point where you could stand on the beach looking back towards the jungle with the snow-capped mountains of the sierra nevada in the background. Unfortunately I didn’t have my camera but it was stunning. I spent some of the morning with Eliana in a Spanglish class before taking some time out to go surfing in the afternoon. The others all went for a surf lesson but although I’m pretty terrible I didn’t think it was necessary (plus being Australian I needed to save face) so battled about on my own. This wasn’t my best wave but you get the general idea.

In the green room

On Monday I was awake again when the sun came up with plenty of time for a run, swim and potentially surf but unfortunately there weren’t any waves. Instead I walked down the beach to a river with Lisa and Eliana. I headed back to Santa Marta with Bruno and Marjolein around lunchtime because I had Spanish school that afternoon but hopefully will get another weekend out at Costeno before I leave this area.

The river at Costeno beach, near Santa Marta

This week at Fundadores is “Cultural Week”, with Tuesday having an environmental theme. Following a basic lesson on the importance of not throwing your rubbish on the ground, something you see way too often here, we took the kids out on the streets with rubbish bags and gloves and tried to clean up a couple of the streets in the barrio. From what I’ve seen here in Santa Marta and the surrounds so far, they really need a “Clean up Colombia Day”. The amount of rubbish on the streets and beaches is incredible. Granted they have other issues to deal with (like access to water) but they’re going to have to address it at some stage in the future.

Another day of sport at Fundadores and more Spanish classes and I’m through another half week. I plan to stay around Santa Marta this weekend as there are a few fiestas happening. A house party Friday and night out in Taganga may make for some more interesting reading. Until then.

My new life in Santa Marta

12 Jun

After travelling around care free in Brazil and Argentina for so long I arrived in Colombia, more specifically in Santa Marta, with a purpose. I had organised to do some volunteer work with a non-government organisation called Fundacion Mariposas Amarillas (FMA). The name means yellow butterflies and was taken by founder Oscar from the Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel ‘100 Years of Solitude’. The organisation has volunteers who teach children and adults (English and Spanish) in two neighbourhoods as well as volunteers coming for a range of social development and health projects. More on that later.

I arrived on a Wednesday and checked in at Dreamer Hostel. It was out of the centre of town but a chilled hostel with plenty of hamacs and a pool to try and cool down in. I met Brie, Lauren and Ellie, who were all volunteers with FMA as well as Max and a bunch of others staying at the hostel. That night was the FMA quiz night fundraiser at the hostel so I also met Oscar, who is the founder and head of the organisation. Being pretty jet lagged I had some food and a couple of beers and went to bed. Shortly after I was up again and vomiting, in what was the start of an awful 4 days.

Dreamer with Charlie, Ash and Mira

I vomited all night Wednesday and didn’t sleep but had committed to going into school the next morning so somewhat stupidly went in. I managed to get through without vomiting but felt like death. While there it sunk in what I was going to be needed for, teaching Spanish to kids. How can someone who is still learning Spanish themselves teach Spanish? Good question. With difficulty. Not only that, I’ve never actually taught kids before and realised I’m not a very good disciplinarian. Again, this is made more difficult by not knowing Spanish commands like ‘stop hitting each other’ (I’ve since learnt this). At the same time this isn’t meant to be easy and what better motivation to fast track your Spanish language skills than not being able to communicate properly with a 5 year old.

Anyway, by the time I got home that afternoon I was feeling terribly sick, lonely, experiencing some mild culture shock and feeling home sick for the first time. I went to bed in the afternoon and that night I vomited again, then again. It must have been food poisoning because I couldn’t eat anything or move far from the bed until Sunday after 3 full days without food. Luckily two good people arrived in that time. First Kat, who saw me vomiting in the hostel garden and offerred to take me to hospital if things got dire, and then Ashlyn (a fellow Carnival survivor), who I’d arranged to meet, returned from a surf camp and kept a close eye on me.

By Sunday things were on the up and I wanted to get outside so Ash, Brie, Dianna and I headed for Quebrada Valencia, just past Tayrona National Park. It’s a nice walk through the jungle, across a couple of rivers and you end up at a small but pleasant waterfall. At this time of year there isn’t that much of water but we found a big enough water hole to swim in and some rocks to jump off.

Walking through the jungle to Quebrada Valencia

Another waterfall jump, near Santa Marta, Colombia

Quebrada Valencia

On the way back we stopped and bought some locally grown coffee, which I was keen to sample as Colombia is renowned for it. When I got back I took a Spanish lesson with Rayza, which involved learning commands for the class room, and was extremely useful. That night Ash, Ellie and I went to Taganga to have some dinner. We had been recommended Babaganoush, which turned out to have a great view over the bay and delicious food, I’ll definitely be going back.

The next day I went to school in the morning to teach and then to La Brisa Loca, the other main hostel in Santa Marta, where FMA has bi-weekly meetings.

School in Fundadores

Abraham, so mischievous

Before the meeting Brie, Lauren and I went down to the beach for a swim. There was a creepy looking middle-aged man local lurking nearby and as the girls got out of the water he moved up next to them on to the beach. As he got within a few metres of them he suddenly pulled down his pants and lay face down exposing the G-string he was wearing. I was watching this unfold from the ocean and it was one of the funnier and more bizarre things I’ve seen. Some of the men here are full on with their behaviour around girls with the offensive hiss or tsst commonplace (essentially the Colombian version of the Australian tradesman wolf whistle).

Back at the FMA meeting I was asked to take over as sports co-ordinator for my time here, which I gladly accepted. At the moment another guy Miles is organising sport for the other volunteer organisation, Colombia Sin Fronteras (CSF), which is based in another neighbourhood, but he’ll also be leaving soon meaning I will probably be working across two organisations. That will mean I’ll be organising three sessions of sport for the kids in three different neighbourhoods and continuing to teach literacy on the off days. I still hope to undertake a project in the health/medical field but at this stage my Spanish isn’t good enough.

That afternoon I also went and looked at an apartment type complex which I was supposed to be moving into. I’ve been hunting for a Colombian share house but the living arrangements here aren’t like home. Most young people live with their parents or extended families. It was ok so I thought I’d take it for the time being and keep looking with the plan to move in the next day. That night was Ash’s last in South America so we went out for a nice dinner in Santa Marta and I tested the stomach properly with a bottle of Malbec and some seafood. All good.

Walking home I got a better insight into what the city is like at night too, and it wasn’t pretty. The only people on the streets were shady looking guys and prostitutes, although I guess it was a Monday. But my initial impression of Santa Marta city is that it’s not particularly safe. It was a shame saying bye to Ash the next morning as we’d been having a good time together but she was off for NYC and then Europe and I was going back to school. It was Brie’s last day at school but we had some fun clases and then ate ice cream with the kids.

Brie’s last day at school

The next day was my first sports day and I really enjoyed it. Sport is something I’ve always loved and thankfully you don’t need to speak as much Spanish when you can just show the kids how to play a game. They love ‘donde esta el torro?’ (where is the bull), which we would call british bulldogs. Many have poor hand eye coordination and can’t catch, presumably because they spend most of their time playing soccer, so that’s one skill I’ll work on with them.

That afternoon I checked out of Dreamer Hostel and headed for Camilo’s house, where I was supposed to be moving into. I turned up at the arranged time but he wasn’t home and didn’t answer my calls, so pissed off I walked to another hostel called Casa Luna. I’m not sure if I believe in fate but it certainly worked out for the best that I didn’t move in. I met Ben, Charlotte, Marjolein and Bruno, who are all volunteering at either FMA or Colombia Sin Fronteras and we arranged to go away together over the weekend. Even better, the next day, just before I went to check out, Charlotte told me about an apartment she’d seen that morning but wasn’t going to take. It was a room living with a young Colombian couple, Diego and Samara, who are now my new housemates.

I had a busy end to the week with two full days of teaching and sport plus I became the new quiz master in the fundraiser that is run at La Brisa Loca every week. Friday I went to Fundadores (my school) in the morning and then out to Guida, the neighbourhood that CSF work in, and helped Miles run the sport before meeting up with some of the other volunteers for drinks. We ended up out for dinner and then I met Diego, Samara, and some of their friends at the infamous La Puerta club in Central Santa Marta. I foresee this to be a place I frequent. Lots of shots of rum later and Spanish was flowing out of me like wine from a carafe. By the end of the night it was just Charlotte, Pauly and I sitting having drunken chats out the back of the club.

A few too many, with Charlotte

On Saturday Charlotte, Ben, Bruno, Marjolein and I headed off for Minca, a small town just outside of Santa Marta which is in the Sierra Nevada mountains. Although Santa Marta itself may not be that aesthetically pleasing, I’ve quickly realised I’m based in a city surrounded by beautiful natural landscapes. After less than an hour in the car we arrived in Minca and made our way to the top of one of the mountains where our hostel was perched. We had a beautiful view across the mountains, which are covered in jungle, as well as views of Santa Marta and the caribbean.

Sunset at Casa Loma, Minca

Looking down on Santa Marta from Minca

We had a couple of beers and I taught them to play the card game Zephyr, which was taught to me by Ingrid in Guatemala almost six months ago, and is always very well received. We retired to our hamacs for the night, which, strangely enough, was the first time I’ve slept overnight in a hamac. The next day we went to check out some waterfalls called Pozo Azul with the five of us and Ena, an Estonian from the hostel. On the way up we found this bird on the side of the road which appeared to be motherless and distressed.

Lost jungle bird

The water at the waterfall was cold, which was a nice change from the luke warm water of Santa Marta.We had a swim there and then decided to walk further through the mountains to a coffee plantation. One of the topics of conversation on the way up was FARC (Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia). They are one of two main paramilitary groups (the other being ELN) and between them still control almost 40% of Colombia. There is a lot of talk about the paramilitary group here, with parts of the Sierra Nevada still controlled by the guerillas today. Even though they have been pushed back deeper into the jungle there is still some concern about their presence. Luckily they don’t really kidnap anymore, instead making money through cocaine production. Anyway, we made it safely to the coffee plantation and went on an interesting tour around the plant.

Pozo Azul

Victoria Coffee tour, near Minca

That night we were treated to another nice sun set and again sat and drank beers and played cards. The hostel was the perfect get away from Santa Marta, with the only nuisance being the persistent mosquitoes. The second night in the hamac wasn’t quite as enjoyable as the first, but to sleep where we were for $6 you couldn’t really complain.

Relaxing at Casa Loma, Minca

Sunset from Minca

We returned to Santa Marta on Monday after a very relaxing long weekend (one of Colombias 19 public holidays) but I’ll definitely be going back to Minca again. After returning to town I went to see Elsa, who is going to be my Spanish teacher from tomorrow, then went for a juice with Charlotte. ‘Going for a juice’ has taken on a greater significance to those of us in Minca thanks to Ben. I went back and hung out with Diego and Samara and cooked a risotto for dinner before retiring in preparation for another week of volunteering. All in all I’m feeling settled and happy.